I totally am not an undercover mod. Now that that’s out of way I can tell you about the glorious entity that is me. Specifically hair #63824, trust me it’s perfection personified… or, well, hairified. I really am not that extraordinary, other than growing the most blessed strand of hair in existence. Let’s see, I’m a bionicle nerd (never would’ve figured that out), who likes anime, is permanently “sus”, is possibly a wanted criminal, is #notafurry, #foreveralone, and the internet’s randomest wholesomely toxic individual. If you have any questions or concerns call [number redacted] where you can get not one, but two plushies of me! But wait, there’s more, if you also buy a certified piece of bellybutton lint, we’ll throw in a signed copy of Nogus101’s hit cd “Sounds from the Shower”.