boostingburitto

boostingburitto

Hello there, ladies, gentleman, and sentient A.I. alike! I am boostingburitto, aka The Yellow Orange. I like MOCing, Primus, Rush, and the movie "Forrest Gump." Great movie, by the way, maybe you could watch it comeday on Netflix, like you're secretly doing right now instead of reading this section of my profile. You also never told anyone about how you stole the hubcaps off your uncle Jerry's Chevrolet pickup truck in 1987, and the guilt has been killing you for all those years. C'mon, human, just go ahead and admit that the Illuminati is not real, you all know it is fake.