Unfortunately, the humans became intelligent and overthrew the potato parliament.
Fortunately, the potatoes destroyed the last human rebellion, leaving them and their unintelligent human slaves to their own devices
Unfortunately The Doctor came and freed all the humans. Again.
Fortunately, once the Doctor left in the TARDIS, thinking humans were now freed human kind, the potatoes closed the gap forever, and continued using humans as slaves XD
Unfortunately, the last human scientist created the ultimate weapon. Herbicide.
Fortunately, celery survived
Unfortunately, one of the few last humans lights a forest on fire.FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fortunately, the celery had the human's fire extinguishers and were able to easily put it out.
Unfortunately, everyone on the boards is rooting for the celery.
Fortunately, celery is the superior race! XD
Unfortunately, the celery died from heat strokes when microwaved in some Campbell's Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup by a mysterious mystical entity.
Fortunately, the Campbell's soup was able to switch from small, normal sized people to HUGE ones! I mean planet sized! And with this, they would rule the universe with an iron..... Ummm... Assorted noodles and vegetables, fist!
Unfortunately, Progresso rose up and overthrew them.
Fortunately people recognized that Progresso was rancid and threw them out.
Unfortunately, while in the trash, they mutated, and became bent on world domination.
Fortunately, they succeed in thir goal and took over the world!
Unfortunately there was a famine for seven years.
Fortunately, they resorted to soup cannibalism and allowed the clone army of Batman-cosplaying rabbits to control the universe.
Unfortunately, said bunnies turned into Raving Rabbids over time, plunging the world into eternal darkness!
I think you mean "turned", not "turbid".