Fortunately We are nothing but pieces of data on a cloud
Unfortunately, the cloud crashed.
Fortunately this game was revived
Unfortunately, the necro poster killed us all.
Fortunately, the necro poster forgot all weapons, and failed in his attempt.
Unfortunately, it was that time of year again.
Fortunately, that means it's Christmas.
Unfortunately that means there will be no snow.
Fortunately, snow is cold. No snow = warmer. /s
Unfortunately we all get sunburn
Fortunately, Aloe grows everywhere.
Unfortunately, it is behind a wall.
Fortunately, President Ronald got on the wall and said, "Mr. People, tear down this wall!"
Unfortunately, the wall is built from cryptonite and Ronaldcis weak to it.
Fortunately, the people tear down the wall for Ronald.
Unfortunately, the dust is so thick, everyone suffocates.
fortunately Gas masks are given out to the people
Unfortunately, everyone is already dead when there handed out.
Fortunately, the Necro Poster brings everyone back.
Unfortunately, everyone is enslaved by Nietzsche's mustache.