Fortunately nobody really cares
Unfortunately, Simba does.
Fortunately, this topic has been revived.
Fortunately, I was 2 years late for this party.
Unfortunately, it most likely wont be for long.
fortunately, your wrong
Unfortunately, I have returned after a year long hiatus to continue this. Ha Ha!
fortunately, a bomb appeared
Unfortunately, it’s a dud.
Fortunately we had some rope.
Unfortunately the rope snapped.
fortunately, you're invincible
unfortunately, you rage quit rope simulator
Fortunately, you quit wasting so much time playing rope simulator.
Unfortunately Godzilla is here.
Fortunately the government just bombed Godzilla.
Unfortunately it seemed to have no effect, and might have even made him stronger.
Fortunately I take off my virtual reality headset.
Unfortunately, the apocalypse happened while you were distracted in vr.
Fortunately I have been preparing for the apocalypse for the last 10 years.