Granted but now it’s too big to the point where you can’t buckle your seatbelt.
I wish I could go see Logan.
Granted but Logan kills you at the end
I wish I had infinite hot pockets
Granted, but they’re literal hot pockets. Anything you put in them melts.
I wish for a trenchcoat
Granted, its oversized and neon green.
I wish for pie.
Okay.
Pie Flavor! smaller pie flies upwards out of pie.
I wish I had the Nintendo Switch.
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YAY!
Granted, it’s this one:
I wish for pi.
Okay, but you must recite the whole thing first.
I wish I could fly!
3.141592653589793238462643383279450884197169399375105874944…that’s as far as I can go…
Granted, but you can only fly two feet above the ground.
I wish for SCIENCE!
Granted, but it’s a science TEXTBOOK
I wish for another meme topic
Granted, but it’s was closed down swiftly.
I wished for a Transformers/Power Ranger crossover.
Granted, but it ends up directed by Micheal Bay
I wish I had axon
Granted, but due to the lack of specification, all of the pieces are broken and he has a galidor head instead of his mask.
I wish The Gold Experience wasn’t so expensive on ebay.
Granted, but it ends up being sold out
I wish that there were more game topics
Granted, but they’re all closed
I wish I was immortal
Granted but you have a VR headset with the Bee Movie narrated by Eljay strapped to your face on repeat for the rest of your life.
I wish for a dish.
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Not gonna lie, I’d watch this.
Granted, but the dish is cracked and devoid of food.
I wish discord wasn’t down.
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Granted, but you have to pay $2!
I want silence.
Granted, but you’re deaf.
I wish BIONICLE was still an active line.
Granted, but the sets use 08 joints and are all lime
I wish I achieved master
Granted but you get suspended
I wish I didn’t have to go through health class