Granted, but your wishes all come with catches that ruin the point of the wish.
I wish I wasn’t a filthy casual in all of my fandoms.
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Granted, but you’re a scrub instead.
I wish I could get my bricklink order now.
Granted, but all the pieces broke because the delivery truck driver was having a bad day, and wasn’t paying attention to the frailness of the package, so he put a massive order of heavy bowling balls on top of your box, and thus all the pieces were broken.
I wish to get some sleep tonight.
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Granted, but you get none tomorrow
I wish my makuta won the contest.
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Granted, but your prizes get shipped to me instead of you.
I wish that the rules for said contest are posted tomorrow.
Granted, but they do not allow MoCs that were already posted.
I wish Omega couldn’t twist my wishes.
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Granted, but they are made from real metal
I wish for larger phone.
Granted, but it doesn’t work
I wish for basic human decency
Granted but I speak in Japanese.
I wish the Masters were disband.
(What does that even mean?)
Granted, but you get permabanned and IP banned.
I wish for Dark Gold ccbs.
granted, but it’s only in the HF 2.0 head gear (think of Furno 2.0’s goggles)
If you want to be helpful and correct others’ grammar, that’s great. But do it respectfully next time. --John Smith
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Granted, but he just doesn’t use it.
I wish I had a decent self-moc currently made
Granted, but everyone else hates it.
I wish I could build large scale mocs that look good.
Granted, but they are sentient and try to kill you to prevent being dismantled for parts. They will chase you for all eternity.
I wish.
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Granted, but your wishes never come true.
I wish I had good video and photo editing programs.
Cool, I’ll just remove any articulation. XP THE DAY IS MINE SUCKERS!
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Granted. However you become deathly allergic to computers.
I wish I had some curtains…