Granted, but that's all you're good at. Math is literally the only thing you're good at. You can no longer talk, move, eat, breath, you can only do math.
I wish I could play For Honor.
Granted, but you can't speak, read, or write.
I wish I could sleep without getting behind in discussions.
(Kapura'd oh well, still works)
Granted but you always, always get Kapura'd.
I still wish I could play For Honor.
Granted, but you will always lag.
I wish for food.
Granted but you become the food, and have to eat yourself.
I wish for doom upon my enemies.
Granted, but we're all your enemies and we become doom'd.
I wish I could mute anything I wanted.
Granted but once you mute something, it can never be undone. Ever. Once you mute something, it stays that way forever.
I wish more people would sign up for my transformers RP.
Granted, but it's all people who mistook it for a Go-bots roleplay.
I wish I could preform a Hadouken in real life.
Granted but it will blow up in your face every time you try it.
I wish there would be a really good Beast Wars reboot/really good new Beast Wars show.
Granted, but it will last one episode, and the rest will never bee seen
I wish I had brutaka
Granted, but all of the alt modes are ponies.
I wish I could get some more model kits.
Granted, but all of the joints are lime and made in 2009. Thus ruining both the color scheme and making him so fragile that he may explode if you ever try to move him.
I wish I could afford Combiner Wars Devastator.
Granted, but you won't be able to buy him
I wish that there was a live action bonkle film franchise
Granted, but it is directed by Michael Bay.
I wish that the Bumblebee spin off movie that's happening in 2018 won't completely suck.
Granted but it's suck pretty bad.
I wish that Eljay and Meso crashes The Gearbox Podcast!
Doesn't that contradict the wish, which is against the rules?
Granted, but it gets a reboot.
I wish Voltron was real.
Granted, but so is zarkon, and he destroys voltron
I wish I had a cup of coffee right now...
Granted here is your cup of tea.
I wish that I in a deep sleep.
Granted, but you loose your ability to use the word "was" in sentences.
I wish that my pieces would stop breaking when I moc
That's... oddly specific.
Granted, but when you put two pieces together, they can never come apart.
I wish that the Combiners Wars cartoon didn't suck.