Granted, but now you have ptsd.
I wish I was a wise and powerful elder dragon.
Granted but it is a Hydreigon
some of you will get that joke
I wish for no more wishes
Granted, but that’s because you’re dead.
I wish for my scanner to start working again.
I can’t even… I don’t… wut?
I wish that never existed.
Granted, but it’s cranked up to eleven and neutralizes your chance of kids.
3 Likes
That doesn’t seem that bad.
What kind of scanner are we talking about here?
Granted. However seeing as it was a fusion of the two of us, we are both removed from existence entirely.
I wish I was a toa.
Granted, you are now toa Kapura.
I wish I could pass my midterms without doing anything.
1 Like
Toa of explosive farts. Awesome!
Granted. But you get the lowest passing grade possible.
I wish that everyone’s wishes (Including mine) never go bad.
well it is neat that it is a Pseudo-Legendary Pokemon
but it has a high amount of Weaknesses for a Dragon type
Ice
Dragon
Fighting
Bug
and a doubled weakness to Fairy
but it does have a cool design
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/3e/635Hydreigon.png/250px-635Hydreigon.png
Granted but I ain’t no Genie
I wish to get better at moccing
1 Like
Granted but you move up from seven year old to red pins.
I wish for more comic books.
Granted, they’re those “comic books” written by four year olds.
I wish I was omniscient.
Granted. The appear suddenly, and without warning. They begin to rain from the sky, falling in the millions. You die from a combination of paper cuts, blunt trauma, and suffocation.
Granted. But your brain is filled with too much information, too fast, and your head explodes.
I wish was an earth bender.
Granted but you end up on a prison ship.
I wish i was the round about, the words’ll make you out and out.
2 Likes
i’m sorry, WHAT.
t-that…
THAT ISN’T EVEN HOW KAPURA WORKS.a
2 Likes
Yeah it is. When you meat him in the charred forest in the beginning of mnog, if you wait long enough before you interact with him, he has a big 'ol fire fart. 
Also, what’s with the random “a” at the end of your sentence.
1 Like
Granted but you fart every time you see a pretty girl and she talks to you.
I wish I had all the bionicle sets
1 Like
Granted, all the joints are broken.
I wish I wasn’t so bored.
Granted, but it’s because you’re in immense pain.
I wish I could beat Megaman X.
Granted but It’s also beat YOU!
I wished that Eljay and Jon can found peace.
Granted, but everyone will hate you
I wish I had infinite dr. Pepper
granted, but you can never drink anything ever again.
I wish I was good at math.