Here you can post about times when gravity decided to just frell you over.
For Example;
Today, when I was ridding my bicycle with my friend, the breaks decided to forget how to break and I went flying and hit the pavement hard, now I’m all scraped up.
I didn’t see it, but Gravity seemed to be a really overrated movie
Edit: Okay, this is the post of mine that gets the most likes?! What!?
Oh it was.
Interstellar was better.
Far better.
Once gravity pulled my swimming trunks down in front of some gurls.
I hate gravity.
I was riding my bike uphill once and my legs decided “Hey, let’s stop being strong enough to keep this guy going uphill.”
Needless to say, I started rolling backwards and fell off my bike. It’s a wonder I didn’t break any bones.
Interstellar was also overrated 
But in any case, riding up hills on a bike in general is really tiring. Darn you Gravity.
Kind of gravity, kind of my own body screwing me over, but I once managed to have some sort of weird muscle spasm while trying to put my iPod away and throw it across a department store in Japan. Needless to say it was fine, but when I accidentally dropped it 2 inches onto a tiled floor… not so much. How does that even work.
my friend had a skateboard at the top of a hill, gravity decided the skateboard needed to come down the hill
I tried to move out of the way
gravity didn’t want me too, I slipped, skateboard hit me in the shin
Gravity hurts
But nah. Gravity is pretty nice to me. However, one time I was being an idiot and decided to walk my dog while riding my scooter. My dog went sanac fast, I fell off and did a barrel roll, and then I hit my head on the side walk. I also managed to scrape my knee and bang up my ankle pretty bad. I don’t blame gravity though, I was just being stupid.
One day in my karate class, I tried to do a spinning kick in the air…I missed my opponent, and landed on my chest on the floor.
Gravity hurts.
One time I tried doing a cartwheel on a mat in my garage
the mat slid from underneath me
and I fell to the concrete…
gravity hurts.
I had the same with a phone once, accidentally ended up flinging it across the room where it imbedded itself in a curtain
One time, I wanted to fly.
And gravity said “No!”
And I cried.
Blast! You beat me to it 
One time, when I was but a lad, I was being goaded on by a distant relitive (I don’t remember what exactly his is/was to me, some sort of cousin I think) and so I charged him. He sidestepped me and stuck his foor out and thanks to gravity I tripped and landed just wrong. Broke my collar bone. Not fun, I would advise against trying it for yourself.
Story time.
I have low blood pressure and I am known to pass out occasionally. Well gravity nearly messed me up, as I passed out once in a workshop, near a disk sander that was being used.
Luckily I missed it and only hit my head. But gosh dang did it hurt.
Once, I forgot that I was in midair while I was in midair. Gravity did not forget, unfortunately.
Gravity? What a lame song!
Jk; I actually like it alright. =P
You all make Isaac Newton cry!