I mean, I don't want to sound mean, but the way that you explained that (while, as you said, not particularly alluring) was a little funny, so I'll consider a commission if:
A. You can scan something. If you have access to a public library or a school building on a consistent basis, you can probably sort this one out.
B. You're able to show me a few examples of your art. This should help me to discern what sort of subject matter I'd like to see as well.
I do empathize with you, man; I legitimately do, and I've been here before. (Although I solved it by getting a job.) However, the scanner is pretty important if I'm going to pay actual money for it. Hope that that's understandable.