Karzahni's Nonsensical Mask Topic

Mask of the Fourth Wall: turns you into Deadpool

unconfirmed reports claim that Vezon had this mask in his posession

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Mask of Indigo: summons all the babes

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mask of masks

allows the user to wear masks

Mask of : The ability for the mask to be non-existent.

mask of pink b0ss Or another name that I cannot list here: Grants the user this:

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The Mask of Pain.

Wearing this mask ends the current bionicle generation and gets every bionicle fan to hate you (usually violent hatred)

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Alternatively known as the Kanohi Budgetcut.

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Vrahno had the best of these:

The Mask of Turning Your Head to the Left: It saves valuable energy in battle by turning your head to the left for you.

The Mask of Activation: It activates your Mask power.

The Mask of Switching to Channel Four: Excatly what it says on the tin.

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The Mask of MLGness, sprays Doritos and Mountain Dew at the opponent. Also can summon Dat Boi or a Doge that the user can ride on. And the Mask of Dramatization, when you walk away and every body is looking at you, an explosion happens, “Cool guys don’t look at explosions.”

The Great Mask of Air-Breathing

The Great Mask of Reverse Invisibility

The Great Mask of Self Control

The Great Mask of Imagination

I drew them because why not?

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The Mask of Gibberish: Automatically translates all of the user’s speech into gibberish.

The Mask of Insta-Death: Immediately kills the user upon activation.

The Mask of Slow Death: Makes the user die a slow and painful death upon activation.

The Mask of Nothingness: Does nothing

The Mask of Inaudibility: Makes the user and everything around them inaudible.

The Mask of Audibility: Contrary to what you’d think it’d do, it makes the user constantly plug Audible

The Mask of Money: Allows the user to summon an infinite amount of money in the form of dollars and coins. Would be pretty worthless in the BIONICLE world, considering they use a different monetary system.

The Mask of Edginess: Makes the user extremely edgy

The Mask of Inedibility: Automatically makes everything for the user inedible. Also allows you to make things inedible for other people.

The Mask of G2: gives you a short lifespan

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Too soon with the G2 comment, man. Too soon.

Mask of Sculpture- Turns the user into a stone replica of him/herself, effectively killing him/her.

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Commonly used by Toa who spent too much time in ancient Japanese culture,

Also appears to be a Kakama. Known users: Varderan.

Mask of Rebirth: Resets the user to a child
Mask of Supression: Completely wipes the user’s memories
Mask of Division: Divides by zero and thus destroys the known universe

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Not to be confused with the Kanohi Sudoku, Mask of Commiting Sudoku

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Mask of MOC-making: Makes any person who wears this mask becomes incredibly good at making MOCs. The problem is it’s bionicle sized.

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Mask of Honesty: Makes the wearer incapable of lying.
Mask of Useless Junk: Summons all Amazon purchases into one large box for convenience.
Mask of Defenestration: Throws the target out the nearest window.
Noble Mask of Defenestration: Throws the wearer out the nearest window.
Mask of Floccinaucinihilipilification: Allows wearer to estimate how worthless something is.
Mask of Necroposts: Allows wearers necropost on the Message Boards.

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Um… So basically it’s like the Rode but it only affects you?

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Mask of Double-Posting: Eliminates any attacking moderators.

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Mask of Moderation: Vetoes the power of the Mask of Double-Posting and deletes said Mask of Double-Posting forever.

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Mask of Memes: Allows one to meme infinitely without users of the Mask of Moderation attacking them. Able to turn stale memes into funny memes.

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