Well, if we're going with that, then I suppose I can share a few.
There were sever times were I nearly drowned at swimming pools, in the ocean, etc. but on that really stands out is when I was 7. I thought "Hey, that big pool slide looks like fun!"
But of course, I couldn't swim at that time. I didn't think the water would be too deep either, so I went down the slide.
Turns out it was about 7 feet deep, and that really surprised me when I sunk to the bottom, choking on water. I don't remember being pulled out or anything, seeing as how I'm pretty sure I blacked out then. I remember later I was in the lifeguard's office with a towel around me and my parents being really worried/PO'ed.
There was this one time where I was out late in this field by my house. It's known for housing things such as snakes and coyotes.
I was out there in the field, and I hear a really loud howling sound. The first thing I do is bring out my knife and lighter (I always go prepared, for reasons I'll explain later) and I start making my way back home.
Thing is, to actually go back home, I have to cross a creek, and there's only a couple points where I can cross.
So I'm basically running through the field, downwind from where the coyotes are, and their howls are getting louder. They're definitely getting closer.
Luckily I crossed the creek and got into my neighborhood. I turned around and saw like four or five large shapes moving back across the field.
And the reason I keep a knife and lighter on me at all times is because my neighborhood is full of creeps, and if I'm walking home from a friend's house late at night, there's a chance of me being jumped. That knife has saved my life multiple times now.
Last one, since I kinda like sharing stories. Although this one is a bit... well I was depressed in seventh grade. You can see where that's going. I ran away with the intent of... well, never coming back. Luckily, before I did the deed, I managed to convince myself not to, and ta-da, here I am today. =P It's not a big deal to me anymore honestly, it's just another stupid mistake that I made. So... yeah.
Welp, that's all for now folks. Pretty darn thankful I haven't died yet, that would just be a calamity.