“Oh.” She gets up and hugs her
Lync squirms away again. “Hey, I said watch the hugs!”
Lily sighs “We can’t be friends?”
“I just don’t like hugs, mm-kay?”
“What else do you not like?”
Lync chuckles. “Would you like the full, itemized list, or the abridged version?”
“The full list would be nice.”
Lync begins ticking off things on her fingers. “Large crowds. Animal cruelty. Mocking. Being wrong. Hot weather. Humidity. Fire. Pain. Being put in charge of large groups. Eh, I’ll send you the full list later.”
“Well we are gonna burn this joint so…”
“Remember the part when I said I didn’t like fire? Well I really don’t like fire.”
Lily shrugs “Eh.”
“As you appear to not understand my subtlety: don’t set this place on fire!”
She closes her eyes and opens them.
Ideurba “Ah. But I just wanna roast someone.”
Lync backs away. “You’re weird, you know that?”
“Ah. I know I am. Lily is depressive but is fine. Ike is… I dunno.” HE sits down “So. How you feeling?”
“I thought you were Lily?”
“I’m three people.” He smiles “And many more to come.”
“You have DID?”
He smiles “Yup.” He pulls out a candy bar and eats
“That’s…” Weird. Different. Intriguing. Terrifying. “…a thing.”