Yeah, the fedora* I bought in New Orleans was my hat until neckbeard memes became associated with them.
It's a travesty, really.
And I'm a wuss for worrying about what strangers think of me.
*Also, it's apparently a trilby and not a fedora? Would that make me less of a dork because I recognize that, or more of one because I know it's what folks think of when they say "fedora"?