Alright then. Ahem. * Cracks knuckles* Stretches neck * * Darkens room
Allow me to tell you a thing.
The longest war ever was between the Netherlands, and the Isle of Sicily, it lasted from 1651, to 1986, and there were 0 casualties.
The shortest war ever was only 38 minutes long.
Napoleon (The tall one, not the stupid one) was once attacked by rabbits while hunting.
Pirates were hired to rescue Napoleon from his prison on St. Helena.
General Antonio López de Santa Anna (President of Mexico) buried his amputated leg, with a full military rite.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Is your mind moderately satisfied Mr. Doctor?