You've gotta be joking.
You know the Toa Inika weapons?
I guess you can say they're pretty lit
Why do you insist on punishing us like this?
Ya know, I was going to like this post, but then you did these. I tend not to like people who dab. They're always so meme to me.
Why do French people not like bread?It's pain.
After an earthquake in Nevada, researchers claim that it was caused by seismic activity in California, but Californian scientists claim "it's not our fault."
So I really want to get Shovel Knight. It'll take about a day of doing laundry to earn enough money, but it'll be worth it. I've seen a lot of good stuff about this game, and I must say, I really dig it.
I'll leave now.
A man walks into a bar.
"Ouch!" He exclaims.
An owl and a squirrel sit in a tree and watch a farmer walk by. The owl says nothing, because he is a bird, and cannot talk. He then eats the squirrel, because he is a bird of prey.
Someone I know has a lump on their leg from an injury which they decided to call "lumpy".I said: "They say once you name it, you know your attached".
There was once a man with a wooden leg named Smith
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave as they realize the potential danger in the situation.
These do not belong here.
No matter how kind you think you are, German children will always be kinder
I did Nazi that coming. (Was that too much? I think that was too much)
What did the cornstalk say to the farmer?
Stop picking on me, see it's a corny joke
My life was pretty dull for a while. Then I got edgy.
How can you tell who's in charge on a battlefield? They're the one calling the shots.
I would apologize for the puns, but it's for my own health. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.