'twas a long-ago age, a time of youthliness and whatnot. I looked at the boards, and was bored (No pun intended.).
I had gone on the boards many a time before, and blamed my inability to get online to my computer, whereas the issue lay in the fact that the boards went offline upon whence I entered the url.
After attempting to make an account, only to have it go haywire (not the correct e-mail adress.), I made a dupe account (being this), and haved stayed a member to this day.