I did it guys.
I have developed a weapon to surpass Metal Gear Eljay.
The Red and Blue Pins of The Force!
We need a weapon to aid in the usurpation of Eljay?
Well, have I got the thing for you!
Fresh from my scientist's cloning labs, we have this lovely creature.
All you'll ever need is the ability to lay eggs that explode into showers of blue pins.
And maybe blue pin breath.
Actually, even Armstrong may not be enough to defeat the chancellor of blue pins.
Only the guardians of the jimmies, the eternal rustlers of the universe may save us
We need to strike back with something Eljay stopped. Music. And why not one of the most memtic songs ever?
I would help more, but I actually support the Mangosteen Emperor. He should not be too affected by this. Punishment for disobeying his rules is Recapatation where he critiques your attempt at rebellion.
Hail the Emperor!
But we didn't use blue pins...
At least use a good remix! Geez.
Jeez you skrubs.
This is the proper music.
That is my spirit song.
m'lord, you've returned! Now we can defeat Eljay and his empire!
... you are on our side, right?