Dear High Boss,
I'm coming, but by the time you listen to my little message, I'll be here.
You might be asking yourself, "Why are you here?" Well it's quite simple; For Revenge. Revenge for the years of torment you put me through. Revenge for the deaths of the mother and father I could never meet.
Now, I'm not going to kill you. That's ungentleman-like. No, I have other means of getting into your pathetic, little brain.
Oh, look at the time. I guess I should go now. Anyways, I hope you enjoy that card I left you.
I hope everyone has a Wonderful Thanksgiving!