Albert the Turkey

Would you rather I say Titus Andronicus? Or Macbeth? All three are great Shakespearean tragedies.

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I wouldn’t compare any of these lil’ stories to Shakespeare…

I’d compare it more to The Phantom Pain

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I’d compare it to The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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@Plural can you please but Albert on a Platter to starve my Christmas needs

I’m trying to keep some of the newer characters alive, including Albert, so no. Sorry.

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But Turkey :cry:

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Allow me to introduce the father…

It’s a shame he had to die before he could meet his son. Such a shame.

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So sad
He tasted so good

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Nothing like baked ABS plastic after all.

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Actually, based on the knowledge I have of the origin of the name, I don’t think that would be the father…

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Well, then, it is his father’s second cousin’s grandnephew’s hairdresser’s brother’s second favorite dog’s previous owner. They are practically the same thing. You can understand my confusion.

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Oh yes, I make that mistake all the time…

I am also just making stuff up, I don’t know what Plurbel would say Albert’s father…

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@Plural Here’s a name for one of your next MOCs.

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But that’s my name. :cry:

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I guess Adazai hasn’t had much interaction with us two, together…

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Oh my heck Plural…

Nice work…I guess?

WHY ARE THESE SO CUTE BUT FREAKING CREEPY!

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Cuz I have a Dark Side. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Everyone has a dark side, how you handle it, is what makes you who you are…

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