ALL WARS END: Political_Slime KILLS Eljay?

#VENGEANCE.
I call for the tyrant’s head!

#BURN THE HERETIC!!!

Get out Kahi scum.

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#TeamEljay \•<•/

I’ll leave this here =V

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Team Kahi, let’s gang up and take down the remains of team Eljay!

My Investigation has led me down some… interesting paths. After tracking down Eljay’s killer, and a bit of a confrontation, I was able to… persuade him to talk. What he told me seemed like mere gibberish. All I got out of him was he was hired by someone and something about ‘orchestrated new york’, whatever that means. I’ll report once I have more.
G-hurts out

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learn from this

#Team Kahi are everywhere…

Just like Eljay’s Intestines!

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#Kahi thought this would end here!?! He thought wrong!!!

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Technically team Slimebones won, but whatever. In due time, you will all belong to me, Negan, and my Saviors.

Not on my watch (pulls out inquisiter lightsaber from star wars rebels) FIGHT ME

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We’re coming for you, Slime.
Watch your back.

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I don’t think we can do it, guys. I think the battle’s over. We need peace… Eljay would’ve wanted peace.

He realized in his last moments that this war was stupid. All this violence, and server-straining amounts of gif posting. All the insults, and copious amounts of meme spam. As funny as it was, it was also slowly tearing our community apart from the inside. Eljay didn’t want that. Eljay loved this place.

RIP Eljay. #TeamEljay, you fought the good fight. It wasn’t Kahi who fired the shot that killed the Jay, but rather this disgusting piece of slime @Political_Bones. We must not take vengeance into our own hands, though. He will be put on trial eventually and will serve time for his grievous crimes.

It’s time to lay down your arms everyone. The object of conflict is dead, and with him my desire for more bloodshed. My primary goal now is not to continue waging war on #TeamKahi, but rather to get to the bottom of one final mystery… it seems that someone has been playing both sides, manipulating everyone against each other. We need to find who that is. We need to find the Chessmaster.

[CIVIL WAR = OVER]

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Good thing she isn’t here right now

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With Eljay down, Kahi soon will siffer the same, if not a worse, fate.

I side with Team Peace, in the name of fighting the chessmaster; In the name of TRUE FREEDOM; IN THE NAME OF THE FALLEN HEROES WE RECOGNIZE!

Thanos, wether you are Scar or Exx, it matters not; We will find you. We will hunt you. If one of us dies, two more will avenge him, one way or another. Be weary, Thanos. You have been found guilty… Of the arrangement of the assassination of Eljay.

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I.did not know how to do her @ thing

Perhaps now it is time for the truth.
For piece.

I have always been truly loyal to Team Lobster.

http://i.imgur.com/SzqkjmM.jpg

May we all rest now.


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I’m totally having this as my canonical ending…

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I WILL AVENGE ELjAY!
Kahi is still suck

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kahi didn’t even hire me lol

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Helloo everyboday and welcome to Slimes reviews demise.

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You… YOU TRAITOR!

No, we will not stand for this you foul capitalist! It was all a set-up! The Bourgeoisie want to take over!

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