Hey guys
So i found i Bionicle fanfiction written by a 4th grader in 2003 so i animated it and did a dramatic reading.
I have no idea who this kid is.
Just kidding it’s me 
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Slick editing, the humor is on point, you’ve got an extremely good voice for videos like these, the grandiose secret which I won’t reveal is absolutely wild, every other Bionicle project needs to give up and go home. Nothing is ever going to top this.
As for that mysterious silver-faced creature, I initially thought it may have been a Dark Hunter, but the Dark Hunter book didn’t release until 2006, and the LEGO Brickmaster Magazine entries likely didn’t release until after that point as well. I scoured the archives of Advance key art, and came across two maybes:
The first is an image of Tahu Nuva standing dejected with his mask turned silver after Bohrok Kal shenanigans, with Lewa placing his hand on his shoulder. This image was most likely included in the 2003 book The Official Guide To Bionicle, although my copy is either gone or packed away someplace so I can’t personally crosscheck it.
The other one is based less on assuming this mysterious, enigmatic author’s overactive imagination ran wild with a particular image and instead asked his parents before going online to Bionicle.com, as it is a combiner model image from 2003 purported to have only been accessible on the website.
Nothing else I have found quite matches, although further assuming an overactive imagination/access to existing Bionicle media could lead to the culprit being any number of panels from the '02/'03 Bionicle comics as well as possibly being one of the red-eyed Bohrok Kal. But given this mysterious and enigmatic author’s cult status as a respected and recognized literary genius, I figured it was best not to assume too much. 
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Thank you for such wonderful words Ghid! I really appreciate it - I was really worried this projrct wouldnt work for me so to hear you saying that makes me so so happy 
And as for the silver rahi, I think whoever wrote this (me) just made it up. I’m pretty sure it was just random.
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So mysterious…
Same sentiment as Ghid, I really enjoyed this. I laughed more during the video than I would normally laugh in a month. The editing was smooth, and that signature from Mr. Farshtey is so cool!
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Thanks minethuselah i worked really hard on it.
Id like to do more with this format cuz its simple and fun.
Also i got a kick out of equating onua to diglett and kopaka to guts. Something about photoshop makes it look so rediculous. 
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Heh, that was another part I liked. Gali as Aquaman was a nice touch as well! Looking forward to more stuff like this.
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