“Hiya, I’m Crackers, the official representative of the Bat Brigade! I’m here to answer all questions you have about our organization. My main goal is to satisfy all of you out there and to be fully transparent about what happens at the Bat Brigade. Remember, when in doubt, remember the Bat Brigade chant:”
Bats, Bats, we are the Bats We stay at night we prey at night And when we’re done we take a bite!
Kill the bugs, kill the bugs They are no more good than thugs!
“Those Bugs are dirty creatures who started a war because they didn’t like us, and are creating propaganda against us, so I would say either join us or stay neutral (the first choice is better)”
”I mean… sure? I’m going to win either way because I’m the only candidate”