Ask the Bat Brigade

Have you ever wanted to know more about the Bat Brigade? Well now you can!

Hiya, I’m Crackers, the official representative of the Bat Brigade! I’m here to answer all questions you have about our organization. My main goal is to satisfy all of you out there and to be fully transparent about what happens at the Bat Brigade. Remember, when in doubt, remember the Bat Brigade chant:

Bats, Bats, we are the Bats
We stay at night we prey at night
And when we’re done we take a bite!

Kill the bugs, kill the bugs
They are no more good than thugs!

” Alright, that’s all I have to say. Toodles!”

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Should I join the bugs?

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Can we have a recount?

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When will this madness end?

Also, what are your thoughts on the experement gone wrong?

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Monopoly already tried this, you bats are unoriginal

I think you mean gone right.

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Can I know less about you?

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And your latest moc is?

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Tuyet, but that was made by Evil Zork and therefore i can’t take any credit for it.

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“Those Bugs are dirty creatures who started a war because they didn’t like us, and are creating propaganda against us, so I would say either join us or stay neutral (the first choice is better)”

”I mean… sure? I’m going to win either way because I’m the only candidate”

”When the bugs admit that they are wrong”

”propoganda”

”no”

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From my point of you the mites are evil

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When will the bats be defeated?

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When I am done with them, all of them will look like their most beautiful sister, French Toast.

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Are you aware that after years of tyranny brought about by the bats the bugs are finally launching a counter attack?

Are you aware that the bugs are purely reactionary? They started this conflict.

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We started this cobnflict
we’ll end it

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Will you adopt French Toast into your loving arms as a sister?

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”We are strong. We will never be defeated”

” Us bats were just chillin’ until you guys attacked us.”

”Refer to my previous response”

”We will try to undo the inhumane processes you have inflicted on our innocent sister.”

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She wanted it done, and she is beautiful for it. She would agree with me. Can’t you accept her for who she is?

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“That’s how she is and it’s important that we accept her as such.”

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