Battle with the member above you!

i hunt @The_Blue_Panda with my hunting zamor launcher.
a blue tail will make an extremely nice trophy…

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I give @Heyzorks a laptop with paint 3d and some monster energy drink and watch as he succumbs to carpal tunnel syndrome

I USE MY MIND TO ATATCK @SEUSS AND PROJECT PAINT 3D NIGHTMARE INTO HIS PITIFUL HUMAN MIND

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I put on cat ears and say “uwu” and @Heyzorks is instantly defeated

I die
But my brother, Kshrozye sends my lazer gnomes to tempt @Seuss with water toa dating links

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NICE. not sure how thats an attack tho
I use necromancy on @Heyzorks to thank him for helping me meet hahli on eharmony

ok what did I just write this is getting weird I regret several decisions

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I get off the ground and throw a rock at @seuss

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Unfortunately, you then get shot by the grammar police, specifically me.

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ouch
Good thing I corrected my post.
Now that my grammar is good, the police are defeated.

I unleash my sonic laugh

@rukah can’t stop laughing, so now i, a skeleton

can escape to a nearby cave

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Ha! You underestimate me! I stop laughing by looking at the cursed topic.
Then I turn the contents there onto @Heyzorks!

I absorb them, for as ye hath said:

I summon all my paint 3d powers to blast them at @rukah!

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Oh no! I forgot that detail!
I am now crippled by the sheer power of @Heyzorks ms paint powers.

AAHHAHAHAHAHA! i now hath (at least temporarily) vanquished @rukah! so because i’m lazy i leave some other thing to finish him off. Toodles!

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unfortunately your other thing to finish me off didn’t work.
I rise back up and throw a rock at @Heyzorks

I spring from behind a conveniently placed boulder and rabbit punch @Rukah.

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Your punch is ineffective.
I throw another rock at @Brickbot99.

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oh dear
A simple skeletanic like me is easily killed by this rock. But somewhere, i have my minions ready to tempt someone into reviving me…They offer @rukah an offer that they probably can’t resist…


So, @rukah, can ye resist?!

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gah-- it’s so strong-- must resist
phew
good thing he didn’t pick toa of lightning
I decide to dig a hole and hide.

It’s a good thing I have this bowler hat to take the damage.
Anywho I whip up a batch of quick-drying cement and pour it into @Rukah’s hidey hole.

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