i hunt @The_Blue_Panda with my hunting zamor launcher.
a blue tail will make an extremely nice trophy…
I give @Enbeanie a laptop with paint 3d and some monster energy drink and watch as he succumbs to carpal tunnel syndrome
I die
But my brother, Kshrozye sends my lazer gnomes to tempt @Seuss with water toa dating links
NICE. not sure how thats an attack tho
I use necromancy on @Enbeanie to thank him for helping me meet hahli on eharmony
ok what did I just write this is getting weird I regret several decisions
Unfortunately, you then get shot by the grammar police, specifically me.
ouch
Good thing I corrected my post.
Now that my grammar is good, the police are defeated.
I unleash my sonic laugh
@rukah can’t stop laughing, so now i, a skeleton
can escape to a nearby cave
Ha! You underestimate me! I stop laughing by looking at the cursed topic.
Then I turn the contents there onto @Enbeanie!
I absorb them, for as ye hath said:
I summon all my paint 3d powers to blast them at @rukah!
AAHHAHAHAHAHA! i now hath (at least temporarily) vanquished @rukah! so because i’m lazy i leave some other thing to finish him off. Toodles!
unfortunately your other thing to finish me off didn’t work.
I rise back up and throw a rock at @Enbeanie
oh dear
A simple skeletanic like me is easily killed by this rock. But somewhere, i have my minions ready to tempt someone into reviving me…They offer @rukah an offer that they probably can’t resist…
So, @rukah, can ye resist?!
gah-- it’s so strong-- must resist
phew
good thing he didn’t pick toa of lightning
I decide to dig a hole and hide.
It’s a good thing I have this bowler hat to take the damage.
Anywho I whip up a batch of quick-drying cement and pour it into @Rukah’s hidey hole.