I am confused as to what a G-lid or a G-hid is, so I stand still and open google. This would be the perfect opportunity for an enemy to attack from behind…
my corpse reaches over and cuts your Achilles tendon with its untrimmed fingernails
@Wekua was revived by an lake, and beat @Bioman, @Rukah, and @Minethuselah up. Meanwhile @Ghid is in an castle.
I put Bioman, Rukah and Miney in little hanging birdcages and swing them way too close to the ceiling. I also launch Spiderus off a cliff
Suddenly I show up and do my best Jeff Goldblum impression, causing everyone present to wish they couldn’t hear me and dealing emotional damage
I loudly intterupt Nota’s awful impression of jeff goldblum with a matchbox twenty song he’s heard too many times, causing him hearing and mental damage
I light @wild_toa on fire and throw @NOTaHFfan off a cliff
I let loose an exclamation of suprise that sounds straight out of TF2, then run at @Toan to light him with his own? my? fire
I add my own Goldblum fumfering to Nota’s monologue to counteract Wild and Toan
I hit @Wekua with a hammer for foolish launch me off a cliff, however I didn’t fell, I fly back up, also turn @NOTaHFfan, @Toan, and @wild_toa into frogs.
I rub my head that was bruised when Wekua swung my birdcage against the ceiling.
“Dang it, man, take better care of your pets!”
I decide I’ve sat around enough, open the cage, and promptly fall to the floor because Wekua did not provide a ladder, likely violating some OSHA regulations in the process.
“Take that, you filthy animal! The three things certain in life are death, taxes, and government inspectors flunking your worksite!”
I escape my bordcage, hide behind the couch and watch.
The moon is in a waning phase so I wait patiently
I respond by liking Bioman’s latest post. I always knew he looked like Jack Stone but now it’s confirmed by his Halloween selfie.
Mr. Can-do-Will-do-Done has struck again, it seems