Battle with the members above you!

[Bioman]

I am confused as to what a G-lid or a G-hid is, so I stand still and open google. This would be the perfect opportunity for an enemy to attack from behind…

[Wekua]

my corpse reaches over and cuts your Achilles tendon with its untrimmed fingernails

[Spiderus_Prime]

@Wekua was revived by an lake, and beat @Bioman, @Rukah, and @Minethuselah up. Meanwhile @Ghid is in an castle.

[Wekua]

I put Bioman, Rukah and Miney in little hanging birdcages and swing them way too close to the ceiling. I also launch Spiderus off a cliff

[NOTaHFfan]

Suddenly I show up and do my best Jeff Goldblum impression, causing everyone present to wish they couldn’t hear me and dealing emotional damage

[wild_toa]

I loudly intterupt Nota’s awful impression of jeff goldblum with a matchbox twenty song he’s heard too many times, causing him hearing and mental damage

[Toan]

I light @wild_toa on fire and throw @NOTaHFfan off a cliff

[wild_toa]

I let loose an exclamation of suprise that sounds straight out of TF2, then run at @Toan to light him with his own? my? fire

[Wekua]

I add my own Goldblum fumfering to Nota’s monologue to counteract Wild and Toan

[Spiderus_Prime]

I hit @Wekua with a hammer for foolish launch me off a cliff, however I didn’t fell, I fly back up, also turn @NOTaHFfan, @Toan, and @wild_toa into frogs.

[Minethuselah]

I rub my head that was bruised when Wekua swung my birdcage against the ceiling.

“Dang it, man, take better care of your pets!”

I decide I’ve sat around enough, open the cage, and promptly fall to the floor because Wekua did not provide a ladder, likely violating some OSHA regulations in the process.

“Take that, you filthy animal! The three things certain in life are death, taxes, and government inspectors flunking your worksite!”

[Bioman]

I escape my bordcage, hide behind the couch and watch.

[Spiderus_Prime]

I found @Bioman and turn him into a vampire, while @Wekua is turn into a werewolf.

[Wekua]

The moon is in a waning phase so I wait patiently

[Bioman]

Yeee I finally get to be the guy

[Minethuselah]

@Bioman

I respond by liking Bioman’s latest post. I always knew he looked like Jack Stone but now it’s confirmed by his Halloween selfie.

Mr. Can-do-Will-do-Done has struck again, it seems

[Spiderus_Prime]

I give @Minethuselah a drink, that causes him to transform into a Ghid-lin.

[Wekua]

I’ve been a werewolf like three times since the battle lulled

[Spiderus_Prime]

@Wekua was cured of his werewolf curse, but now he become a sun devil during the day.

[Wekua]

I poke Spiderus’ calves with my hayfork