Bionicle but also Disney (now with over 7 songs!)

[Jathru_Cranli]

@Sacorin

Or Have Lewa Singing The “One Step” Song From The Beginning Of Aladdin, But It’s About Him Swinging In The Trees Trying To Avoid Bohrok And Corrupt Rahi.

I can totally see this, LoL.

[supernova222]

Let’s get down to business, to defeat Makuta

Did they send me Bohrok, when I asked for Rahi?

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met

But you can bet before we’re through

Matoran, I’ll make a Toa out of you

Tranquil as a forest but on fire within

Once you find your center, you are sure to win

You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot

And you haven’t got a clue

Somehow I’ll make a Toa out of you

I’m never gonna catch my breath

Say goodbye to those who knew me

Boy, was I a fool to not practice Kohli

Makuta’s got 'em scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

A Toa

We must be swift as the coursing river

A Toa

With all the force of a great typhoon

A Toa

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the red star in the sky

Time is racing toward us till the Rahkshi arrive

Heed my every order and you might survive

You’re unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home, you’re through

How could I make a Toa out of you?

A Toa

We must be swift as the coursing river

A Toa

With all the force of a great typhoon

A Toa

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the red star in the sky

A Toa

We must be swift as the coursing river

A Toa

With all the force of a great typhoon

A Toa

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the red star in the sky

[Cordax]

what is this supposed to be to the tune of?

[Atobe_Brick]

Make a Man out of you, from Mulan.

[Cordax]

oh! thanks!

[Jathru_Cranli]

@Nogus101

Maybe Lhikan singing “I’ll make a man out of you”

@supernova222

[…]

A Toa

We must be swift as the coursing river

A Toa

With all the force of a great typhoon

A Toa

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the red star in the sky

Nice job, @supernova222,- especially on the Red Star line!

Well, I figured I’d do a Lhikan version, so here it is (I included supernova’s Red Star line (which I hope you’re okay with, supernova) because it works so amazingly well )

The Lhikan Version:

Let’s get down to business
To stop Makuta
Did I choose Matoran
Or destined Toa?

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through:

That I will
make a team
out of you

Are you all impostors,
or heroes within?
Once you learn mask powers,
you are sure to win
You’re a blund’ring, mean, conceited lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll
make a team
out of you

Nuju: ”Why’s Dume giving us these tests?”
Whenua: "Seems he wants to make us history!”
Onewa: ”Boy, was it a fool’s move to follow that guy!"
Nokama: ”Are we doomed to fail our quest?”
Vakama: “What are these visions telling me??”
Matau: “Now I really wish I knew how to wind-fly!”

Be a team!
You must be swift as Chutes of Le-Metru
Be a team!
With all the sense of the Nivawk’s eye
Be a team!
With all the strength of a kikanalo
Mysterious as the red star in the sky

Time is racing toward us
till the shadow falls
Save Metru Nui‘s heart
from this evil’s thralls!
You’re cross-wired freaks
That have weird dreams
So pack up, go home, you’re through
How could I
make a team
out of you?

Be a team!
You must be swift as Chutes of Le-Metru
Be a team!
With all the sense of the Nivawk’s eye
Be a team!
With all the strength of a kikanalo
Mysterious as the red star in the sky

Be a team!
We must be swift as Chutes of Le-Metru
Be a team!
With all the sense of the Nivawk’s eye
Be a team!
With all the strength of a kikanalo
Mysterious as the red star in the sky

[supernova222]

very good and cool, glad you like my line, i was proud of thinking of it. i think your version is better tailored to the specifics which i just could not think of

[Jathru_Cranli]

Wow. High praise indeed!
Thanks for the compliments (and again for coming up with the line), man.

[MooCowsRock]

This is simultaneously enormously painful and ludicrously hilarious.

[NotVezon]

Glad to have found this thread because I’ve found this somewhat old thing I made early this year. It’s Under the Sea sung by the Barraki, This is all that I have and it’s quite a rough idea when I started it:

The seaweed is always greener | The seaweed tries to drown you
In somebody else’s lake | Drowning you in the deepest depths
You dream about going up there | Your nightmares are taking you deep in the water
But that is a big mistake | Your mistake was following that mask
Just look at the world around you | Look at the world you left behind
Right here on the ocean floor | Now at the bottom of the deepest abyss
Such wonderful things surround you | Poor little one, lost and alone
What more is you lookin’ for? | Doomed to die under the sea

[Atobe_Brick]

Nice, but I think it would work better if it rhymed.

[NotVezon]

Not quite good at rhyming, well, musically that is. I am open to suggestions, heck, maybe someone can make a better one than when I made.

[Jathru_Cranli]

@MooCowsRock

This is simultaneously enormously painful and ludicrously hilarious.

Are you referring to Mata Nui’s teeth?

[MooCowsRock]

@Jathru_Cranli

Are you referring to Mata Nui’s teeth?

No, those are just plain old traumatizing.

[Jathru_Cranli]

@MooCowsRock

@Jathru_Cranli

Are you referring to Mata Nui’s teeth?

No, those are just plain old traumatizing.

Which is more so to you:

This?

Or This?

[MooCowsRock]

Absolutely the second one. Gums destroy my nerves.

[The_Blue_Panda]

Greg is crying somewhere reading this.

[Atobe_Brick]

For our next track, we travel to the desert world of Bara Bagna!

(To the tune of Prince Ali from Aladdin 1992. Also, the song flows better if you pronounce “nui” with one syllable, like “nwi”)

Make way for Mata Nui
Say hey! It’s Mata Nui
Hey! Clear the way in the arena
Hey you!
Let us through!
It’s the Ignika
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Mata Nui! Fabulous he!
He’s the great spirit

Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay swell
Brush up your daily “play well”
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Mata Nui!
Mighty is he!
He’s the great spirit

Strong as ten glatorian, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred hunters with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Mata Nui

He’s got seventy-five golden rock steeds
Purple cave shrikes
He’s got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type rahi
Has he got a zoo?
I’m telling you, it’s a world-class menagerie

Mata Nui! Handsome is he, He’s the great spirit

That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your mask and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Mata Nui!

He’s got ninety-five white Sun-rock dragons
(He’s got the dragons, let’s see the dragons)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He’s generous, so generous)

He’s got slaves, he’s got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They’re just lousy with loyalty to Nui! Mata Nui!

Mata Nui!
Amorous he! He’s the great spirit

Heard your village was a sight lovely to see
And that, agori, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty sand stalkers, spikits galore
With his wolves and serpents
A brass band and more
With his forty elders, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for Mata Nui!

[Nogus101]

@Atobe_Brick

Amorous

In my bionicle!?!

[Toa-of-Snow]

Surprise! Bonus Track!

(Listen to Disney Karaoke here and sing along!)

The Shadowed One:
He’s malicious, mean and vicious
With powers like telekinesis
And he lost his tail for insubordination

But with his remaining half
And his disintegration staff
Conjurer yearns to be a stage magician!

Can’t you see him showing off with his Rhotuka,
Absorbin’ people’s powers 'til he gleams?

Yep, he’d rather be called great
By Matoran he subjugates
'Cause he never shuts his trap about his dream

He’s got a dream
He’s got a dream
Though he’s not as magical as he might seem

Yes, he dreams more than most
Seeing as he’s comatose
But like half my wretched staff, he’s got a dream

Dark Hunters:
(La, La, La, La)

The Shadowed One
This chap has but one gimmick
That’s why we call him Mimic
Though people always mix him up with Minion

But on a different note
He used to, and I quote:
Spend his life with a “Female Companion”

He joined us to find his special little lady
Completely oblivious, it seems

His story is quite tragic,
His reflexes? Photographic.
And though love might not be canon, he can dream

He’s got a dream
(He’s got a dream)
He’s got a dream
(He’s got a dream)
And he believes that one day she’ll be free

But his precious little gem
Is locked deep inside my dungeon
Though unlike Varian, she still can scream

Vengeance would like nothing more than vengeance
Seeker wants to find the Avohkii
Ancient is a spy, Darkness waits for me to die
Dweller dwells, Lurker lurks, the Piraka were just jerks
And Firedracax collects deceased Visorak

[So, Nidhiki, what’s your dream?]
[I don’t sing.]

Nidhiki:
I have dreams like them! No, really!
Just not on Metru-Nui
They also happen nowhere near Odina

But an island that’s quite far
Where I’m chilling with Lariska
And I’m no longer a giant mutant spider!

The Shadowed One:
I’ve got a dream
(He’s got a dream)
I’ve got a dream
(He’s got a dream)
I just want my secret treasure hold to gleam!

So like Conjurer and Tyrant
I’m so glad I left my island
And made you lovely folks’ part of my dream

All:
He’s got a dream
She’s got a dream
They’ve got a dream
We’ve got a dream

The Shadowed One:
And my punishments aren’t really that extreme…

Zaktan:
What do you mean?

The Shadowed One:
Call me brutal, sick, insane
But you’ll never know my name!
'Cause after all these years it’s practically a meme

Dark Hunters:
His name’s a meme!
His name’s a meme!
His name’s a meme!
His name’s a meme!
His name’s a meme!
His name’s a meme!

Yes, way down deep inside, his name’s a meme!