I’ve been thinking, what-with the Christmas season now currently upon us, perhaps it’s high time we partake in some Bionicle-related festivities. So how about some cringy song parodies to get into the Christmas spirit? I’ll start, because I have no dignity to lose.
The Vahki Squads are Coming to Town
You better watch out
You better not whine
Better not slack
Or step out of line
The Vahki squads are coming…to town…
They’re getting their staffs
Checking their tips
They’re gonna weed out
The liars and loose-lips
The Vahki squads are coming…to town…
They see you when you’re working
They know when you disobey
They know if you’ve broken the law or not
So get back to work and do as they say.
You better not fight
You better not whine
Better not slack
Or step out of line
The Vahki squads are coming…to town!
Sorry not sorry.
Share your own parodies or express your disgust below.
You know Jaller and Balta and Nuhrii and Vakama
You know Vultraz and Kapura and Sarda and Kalama
But do you recall
The most famous Ta-Matoran of all?
Takua the blue-masked Ta-Matoran
Had a Kanohi mask so blue
That if you ever saw it
You’d say it looked weird too
All of the other Ta-Matoran
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Takua
Join in any Kolhii games.
Then one stormy tournament’s eve
Vakama came to say
Takua with this Avohkii so bright
Won’t you kill Makuta tonight?
Then how all the Ta-Matoran love him
As they shouted out with glee
Takanuva the gold-masked Toa Nuva
You’ll go down in history.
KRANA BELLS
Boring through the sand,
In a Bohrok built for me,
Burning the fields we go,
Rolling all the way.
Making alarm bells ring,
Burning fires bright,
what fun it is to slay and roll
a Bohrok song tonight.
Oh Bohrok-kal, Bohrok-Kal,
Bohrok all the way!
Oh what fun
It is to roll
In a Bohrok built for me, hey!
Bohrok-Kal, Bohrok-Kal,
Bohrok all the way!
Oh what fun it is to roll
In a Bohrok built for me!
Probably really, really terribad, I suck when it comes to making music.