BIONICLE G1 Canon Contests Discussion & Questions

From wiktionary:

  1. (history) A type of early modern sword that has a broad double-edged blade for cutting (as opposed to the more slender thrust-oriented rapier) and a basket hilt.
  2. A person armed with such a sword.
  3. (colloquial, often fantasy) Synonym of longsword

The colloquial meaning can certainly apply; longsword:

  1. Any type of sword that is comparatively long; depending on context, applied to swords of the Bronze Age, Migration period, Viking Age and Renaissance era.
  2. A European sword with a long, straight double-edged blade, a hilt, and a grip for two-handed use; prevalent from the 14th to 16th centuries.
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Throw in BIONICLE playing fast and loose with the names of certain tools/weapons and you have a good framework for creativity, while still being canon compliant.

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At least I think Krika’s weapon works sufficiently with barbed broadsword.

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I care

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I think it was a joke

It was a joke

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That’s his point. He was poking fun at people who insinuated no one did.

I think

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This is precisely what I was talking about. The people in this thread care so little, have apathy the abyssal depths of which cannot be explored by even the great Stoic philosophers who championed apatheia, that even the most wholehearted and carefully constructed replies garner only five letters, two words, and no punctuation. People care so dreadfully, unspeakably little for this contest’s intricacies and details that only 9,015 replies have been written in this thread to date, and assuredly they all command the same levels of disinterest. Truthfully, as @Enbeanie said in his well-worded rhetorical query:

Such powerful words are these. In such a simple question on its face, Heyzorks has postulated a gross dilemma for his audience to behold. In spite of the over 9,000 posts in this topic, the dispassionate tone and nature of the incessant bickering of the people leaves one to wonder if their argument and debate is for naught, and if truly, deep within the subconscious, any of them deeply possess any meaningful interest in the contests.

tl;dr i was so obviously joking it almost physically hurts that i got an unironic response

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Deep
real deep

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I blame the fact that I hit my head in a metallic lampshade today on my way to the university’s toilets

Edit: I’m fine now btw for those concerned

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I quoted the post where you said what Greg wanted the weapon to do. You did not give a reason why the artwork and, subsequently, canon shape of the weapon needs to be good at what Greg wants the in-universe object to do when, as I’ve said, plenty of Bionicle weapons have terrible shapes for their intended functions. They’re plastic toys, not real weapons.

Hell, actual barbs on a weapon wouldn’t really work that way to begin with no matter how they’re oriented because the stab wound wouldn’t really get bigger if the barbs had already gone in the target, and the barbs would just get stuck on bones or soft tissue rather than doing more harm. If anything, barbs pointing away from the hilt would make just as much sense because they’d be easier to pull out and they’d still have edges to work with. There’s a point at which you have to take the L and just say “put spikes on a sword and call it a day.”

Bionicle weapons never are, and can never be, functional. They would all suck IRL by the very nature of their toy designs. That’s part of the Bonk aesthetic, and it’s ultimately unavoidable when you have to work with Lego rather than forging a real weapon from steel.

I am not arguing, nor have I ever argued, against that take. I am arguing that this specific guideline is unnecessary and falls into the needless pedantry that defines the most tiresome of arguments around this contest and does not benefit the Tuyet contest in any way.

Mandating that she’s blue? That she has a sword at all? That she be humanoid, as all Toa are? These are sensible and necessary rules. Mandating specific attributes on the shape of the weapon based on how we think it should perform as described by a guy who doesn’t understand gravity or mammals? That only affects a small detail of the final design and kinda detracts from the fun of the weapon aspect of the contest all because of a possibility inferred from what Greg said.

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Not to derail the current topic, just have a quick question concerning Zaria. I built this design forgetting that this Knight’s armor is technically considered “metallic blue.” Does this need to change to just silver or grey?

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and the barbs would just get stuck on bones or soft tissue rather than doing more harm.

Uuh, that’s why a barbed weapon would do more damage. Arrowheads are barbed down for that same reason. They cause more damage when removed because the barbs catch on things. Barbs facing up would cause more damage on entry.

Bionicle weapons never are, and can never be, functional. They would all suck IRL by the very nature of their toy designs. That’s part of the Bonk aesthetic, and it’s ultimately unavoidable when you have to work with Lego rather than forging a real weapon from steel.

Of course a steel sword is going to be more effective in real life over whatever you can make with Lego. We’re creating in universe characters where these weapons are functional. Besides, Vakama’s disk launcher is functional in universe and IRL. I load a disk and it launches. Functional!

Curious, is it OK to build a Tuyet moc without a sword and just have the artists add one in? Then 3D modelers or MOCists can just work with the art design rather than whatever the MOCist uses.

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The problem with that is that you couldn’t pull it out, or would have a harder time doing so. In practice, you’ve already stabbed the guy–the barbs just won’t do a whole lot regardless. If that were a good idea, you’d see plenty of historical swords with this design scheme, but what few exist were generally ceremonial or decorative.

Many arrows do have backwards points, but they’re meant to stay in the target. When you’re removing the arrow, your prey is ideally dead or dying; you’re not gonna rip arrows out of a charging boar until it bleeds out unless you have a death wish.

We’re also doing so with Lego, and that Lego represents the in-universe form of these weapons. They would not work, at least not very well, if they truly existed and were applied to a living creature. This is a concession we have to make, especially when–to reiterate an example I’ve already given–Takanuva’s Kolhii staff doesn’t have the necessary additions for playing Kolhii. The weapon cannot be used for the thing it’s canonically used for.

Yes, it does that because it’s a play function. Impalement and death by blood loss are (probably) not play functions Lego can even attempt to implement.

Just want to add this to the conversation, Bionicle Weapons especially Toa tools do not need to be practical. Toa don’t kill, they use their tools(that sometimes looks like weapons) to channel or to have greater control over their powers. So in this case the orientation of the barbs do not matter. Greg said one time that the barbed broadsword was designed with barbs to be more effective at doing physical damage for all we know that could just entail sharper barbs and a shaper sword than most Toa tools since, Toa tools both irl and inuniverse aren’t designed to do physical damage.

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I’m not a mod, so I can’t give a definitive answer, but I can suggest greyscaling those parts in a photo editor so they look silver.

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I doubt it’d be disqualified or anything like that, but it might be jarring for some people. I personally am a huge fan, though. Best of luck.

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Remember the weapons of Metru Nokama and Onewa.
that lego part never stretch

But in promotional videos, it stretch

Bionicle has often described what cannot be done with actual Lego pieces.

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Otherwise all metal blue parts he used exists in silver.

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So this is what I came up with per @KDNX suggestion. I can paint the armor to be grey, they’ll have the same sheen as the mask looks, but now seeing it like this makes me like the blue better lol.

I know it’s a bit of a grey(lol area), especially since his canon colors are stated which I wasn’t thinking about when I threw the armor on. And this does stretch the definition of “metallic grey.” On the other hand, as of right now Kualus is the only canon character in story to have that metallic blue color(someone please correct me if I’m wrong), and I think it’d be neat to translate that to other characters as well to make it feel like it could occur in the story and world beyond just Kualus.

I can do grey or silver. But if it isn’t a disqualifying rule, and simply a voter preference then I think I’ll keep it as is, maybe even adding more to it bc it is growing on me.

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