Bionicle G2 Animations Mistranslated

For Bionicle G2’s 10th anniversary I thought it would be fun to put the 2015 animations through Google Translate. To do this I made a transcript of all the episodes, including descriptions of what is happening.

The original transcript:

The translation:

Some highlights:

Summary

The six elements are represented by fire, rock and glass, tavern, foam, wine and ice.

Narmoto: Evil is happening. You came here to be defeated!

Gali and Kivoda saw a water bottle in the temple. seed.

Kopaka slid down the stairs and grabbed Isato, using his cigarette as a shield

Narmoto: I just debuted. There is so much persecution before you that I cannot follow you wherever you go.

Reva lunged forward, but Gary caught him and pushed him aside.
Gary: I screwed up!
The Skeleton Spider King sprays out webs to prevent Gary from falling.

Tahu’s grandmother hit Pohatu in the face, sending him flying into the air and landing on his back.

Gari: Please let Ekimu kiss in front of Kino!

Galli: Reva, read the rules. what should I do?
Onua: He is weak.
LEWA: Please press the joystick…
Gary: What did he say?
Price: Gear. Carnival Bros.
Take your money.

I couldn’t get Pohatu out of my mind.

Akin: It’s too late! I’ll kill you before your face melts!

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Bourne: (sighs) Where am I? international health organization Is it me?

I love that it turned someone into Jason Bourne for several episodes.

This is amazing.

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