Helryx: all right, we need you to deliver a warning to the Toa Nuva
Takanuva: What is it?
Krakua: Well, you see, when Mata Nui awakens, the Energy Storms will–
Helryx: Wait! We can’t just tell him that! We have to give him a vision of his team’s history first.
Krakua: but isn’t time of the essence?
Helryx: flashbacks are important!
Nokama: we present the six great Kanoka disks, and pledge ourselves as the new guardians of Metru Nui
Makuta/Dume: Toa must prove themselves with deeds, not simple gifts
Onewa: does defeating the Morbuzakh count?
Makuta/Dume: do you have any witnesses, any way to prove you did that?
Whenua: Well, what about sealing a leak in the Archives? Nuparu can verify that we did that.
Seen a few posts like this, but never a dedicated topic. Here, you can post hypothetical discussions/parodies. Sorta like the HISHE of Bionicle.
Pohatu: What do you see?
Kopaka: Strangers. Beings of great power. But are they allies or enem-
Lewa: We can hear you!!
Kopaka: What?
Lewa: We can hear you.
Gali: And we saw you coming a mile away.
Kopaka: Well I-ummm.
Tahu: Not to mention we all look pretty similar.
Onua: And I could feel your footsteps through the ground so there was no sneaking up on us anyhow.
Pohatu: Good to meet you all!!
Vakama: There is a funny thing about lookin for answers… Nokama, sometimes you are far better of not finding them.
Nokama: Did you say something?
Matau: I think he’s having another daydream
Both of them: *Looks at Vakama, waiting for a response.
Vakama: …*Brooding.
All three of them leave the street where the Tahtorak was found, behind.
The Kingdom Axonn: swipes Takanuva’s Staff of Light. “You know how the Turaga feels about citizens carrying weapons”
Takanuva: “Then why do you still have that ridiculously oversized axe?”
Axonn: “Look, I’m a member of the Order of Mata Nui. The rules don’t apply to me.”
Takanuva: “Well, I’m on a mission from the Order of Mata Nui…”
Axonn: “sorry, interns don’t get to break the rules yet. Talk to me in a few thousand years, maybe.”