Bionicle: we didn't start the fire!(A Bioniclization)

We didn’t start the fire by Billy Joel – A shameless Bioniclization

2001, Tohunga
Welcome Toa, everyone.
Tahu, Gali, Rahi run.
Enjoy the Mata Nui sun.
French fries, MNOLG
Masks, sets, comics, cake,
A book came out in the wake.

2002, Bohrok,
Round sets, what a shock,
Krana contest, Toa back,
Bahrag, Nuva snack.

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
We didn’t light it,
But we tried to ride it.

2003, Bohrok-Kal
Repeats of last fall.
Rahkshi, Makuta here
A movie some hold dear.
Takanuva, Kohlii match, Nokama head-scratch,
Turaga’s home, battle won, looks like we’ve just begun!

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
We didn’t light it,
But we tried to ride it.

2004, Metru Nui,
Toa Metru, Turaga Dumey,
Krekka, Morbuzak,
Nihdiki and Nivhawk,
Lhikan, past his prime,
Matau in the lime,
Nokama, tsk,tsks,
Vakama and the Great Disks.
Impostor, seeing red,
Matoran sleepy heads.

2005, Visorak,
Toa Metru totally clocked.
Roodaka, Sidorak,
Krahka gets a midnight snack,
Secrets, Zivion, Whenua in oblivion,
Spinners, Tahtorak, Toa and the Keelerak,
Keetongu, the Great Rescue,
Makuta escapes too.

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
We didn’t light it,
But we tried to ride it.

2006, Nuva lose,
Matoran on the move.
Piraka, Inika, Axonn and Brutaka,
Nektann, Zaktan,
Antidermis and the Band.
Vezon, Fenrakk, Inika in the sea block.

2007, Undersea,
Mahri Nui colony,
Barraki, more trouble,
Hydruka and the air bubble.
Toa, save the day,
Not sure about the way.
Hydraxon, Makuta back, Matoro and Pridak,
Tuyet, Artaka’s Staff, Mata Nui breathes his last,
Matoro, Rescue,
Mata Nui lives anew!

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
We didn’t light it,
But we tried to ride it.

2008, In the sky,
With these Toa that can fly.
Makuta, Order here, fighting for the next year.
Triglax, Helryx, Toa spilt, The Shadowed One,
Vahi, Voporak,
Karda Nui, energy shock.
Takanuva, Order gaff, Teridax gets the last laugh…

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
We didn’t light it,
But we tried to ride it.

2009, where are we?
Hello, Mata Nui!
Glatorian, Agori, Skrall and their cavalry,
Cheap movie, hardly best,
And now for all the rest!

2010, Robot fight,
Blasting us into the night,
Golden Armor, Tahu down,
Battle raging all around.
Journey’s End, Makuta dead,
Hit him right in the head.
Golden Skakdi, new world,
New thoughts to turn and whirl.

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
We didn’t light it,
But we tried to ride it.

We didn’t start the fire,
But it keeps burning,
Our thoughts keep turning,
We didn’t start the fire,
But it burns on and on,
On and on and on…

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I commend you on your dedication to try and rhyme bionicle terms. This is pretty cool!

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tis a fine song

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It's good, but some of the lines are too short, and two years are in between each chorus in Billy Joel's song.

that was amazing

hey @coolio, can make this into a thing? With music and stuff?