Board Member Haikus

Creative Content Literature
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…I’m bored okay.

@anon90160534

Shipping was a thing
Why must Lloyd be a brony
It’s spelled with a Q

@Risebell

Aviators, man
Every Wednesday is magic
Go big or go home

@MaximumWarp

He knows how to draw
Can he do anything else?
maybe, maybe not

@Nyran

The face of all jokes
geddit, cuz he has no face
based yran 4 lyfe

@anon68675807

An Australian
Sometimes I think he is high
Nawwwwww, he’s just Aussie

@Political_Slime

The Politician
…I think that’s all he’s known for
Nuju too, I guess?..

@MT_Zehvor

No no no no no
God oh god oh god oh god
why why why why why

Okay, that’s all I can think of at the moment! If anybody wants me to make a haiku of their name (or, for the ones listed above, a better one), feel free to make a request!

Also, think you can one-up me? Post your own haikus here!

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OMG CAN U MAK ME TOO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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@Stoax
Wonders why he’s here
should be working on story
what a lazy skrublord

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This made me legit LOL, as did all of these :laughing:

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8…

get out

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@Payinku
I can’t write haiku’s
like seriously, I can’t
refrigerator

these are all gr8 btw.

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7

I edited out one word

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8

Squeaverking
Squirrel and beaver
It is snowing on Mount Fuji

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9

… I can’t think up of one atm. . .

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@JMP

He is Jay Em Pee
He can’t think up a Haiku
But he still posts here

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@GLaDOS

A game character
No originality
jk i luv u

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12

All hail underscores.
No, really, you should love them.
I know that I do <3_

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13

Uh…

Actually I was referring to Shaymin36.

I just forgot I changed my name. :stuck_out_tongue:

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14

I think it would still be the same Haiku

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh

yeah

:stuck_out_tongue:

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@Everyone:

This is my Haiku
Where you learned nothing about me
Go try again later

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17

I love these XP

Would make a haiku
Too busy coding in C
This program won’t work

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@Marendex_T17
The King of Terror
The Prolong-er of RPs.
Writes sub-par haikus.

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@WajKnight

Smiling at your face,
Fierce eyes analyzing you,
Is he friendly? Sure…

It’s snowing on mount fuji

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@TheBoostingGoldMovement

Goes on message boards
sees new topics
can’t contribute

I’m bad at this, aren’t I?

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