Crack! goes the socket

I’ve got some new Bionicle stuff
I have it in my pocket
One type of part is not very though
Crack! goes the socket

Many colors are in their prime
And most of them are sturdy
Just don’t try to build with the lime
Crack! goes the socket

Every night when I come home
I run around with Ehlek
I didn’t slip, yet I fall down
Crack! goes the socket

Keelerak’s a very nice thing
And that’s why we hail denmark
Without him it’d be annoying
Crack! goes the socket

I like the sets from 2008
They’re really cool and lovely
There’s just one thing that isn’t so great
Crack! goes the socket

The Axalara is totally rad
It’s basically a rocket
Just one thing about Lewa is bad
Crack! goes the socket

Hero Factory is amazing
There’s barely any issues
Just first wave is agonizing
Crack! goes the socket

CCBS, it fixes things up
Why did it take three years
All these parts we lost just because
Crack! goes the socket

I’ve said all kinds of this and that
I’m out of rhyme ideas
So take my word and never forget
Crack! goes the socket

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I honestly cannot complain about the rhymes in this because my brain shut off after this line

Nice concept though

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I like crack.

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Beautiful. Should I be singing it to the tune of “Pop Goes the Weasel?”

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Exactly! That’s where I got the idea from.

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Beat me to it, lol.

Great song @Bioman

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im telling mom

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I had this stuck in my head for a day after you posted it lol thanks Bioman

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Where do you think I get my crack from?

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