You are an evil master mind, or a force for good who just can't stand how everyone is screwing everything up, or just someone who is bored! Your goal: take over the world. How is up to you! Will it be by amassing an army of ninja monkeys? Giant robots? Death Rays? Maybe simply by cornering a market on a commodity everyone needs? It is up to you! Just tell us your plan here!
NOW GO AND CONQUER (insert maniacal laughter here.)
(Well, I didn't find a post like this, but if there is one, I apologize to the moderators. It shan't happen again.)