well obviously that’s because it’s Anne Droid from Exploriens
I said this as a joke but it seems more plausible the more I think about it
Any Explorien significance to the BLT thing earlier?
You search your body’s many compartments in an attempt to find something to fight with. You come across an especially heavy axe that you quickly hurl at the cloud. You hit it right where its head would be if it had one, and thus a burst of black letters and numbers come spewing out from the impact site.
Now that the beast is injured, you are able to escape from its grasp. When you regain your bearings, you can see that the spot where the axe hit has nearly completely healed, aside from being slightly lighter than it was before.
The swirling mass has changed its form yet again, this time into something that resembles a lion. It rushes at you, but you are prepared. You somehow find two six-barreled rapid blasters stored in your thighs, which you quickly aim and fire at the beast. However, you cannot catch it by surprise this time. The lion-shaped cloud is able to perfectly dodge all but one of your bullets.
I eat it
wait a minute
I think Cronk’s on the right track 
let’s get away from this evil lion with a sidestep and make a mad dash for the more manageable snack
Actually yeah I wanna ride whatever that is like a living motorcycle. I say bum rush the critter
Agree with Wekua and Ghid, I do, snack time it be. Feast upon smol animal, we must.
Also hold up Monopoly might be on to something… there hasn’t been any clarification as to what’s on our head, right?
You start running away from the lion in search of the small creature you had seen earlier. There’s a sizeable distance between you and the dark cloud before you can catch a glimpse of the little animal. You stop and take a closer look at the creature.
It appears to be a dog- chihuahua, perhaps?- which is dressed up in a detective costume. You feel an unexplainable but immense sense of dread upon seeing it. Once the creature notices you, it appears to grow in size. This allows you to notice a tag on its collar displaying an image of the dog itself. How strange.
As you are studying the creature, the lion-shaped cloud quickly approaches. It seems to be just as perplexed and confused as you are.
"H-how can there be two?"
Get the dog to battle the cloud, and then slink away while the two of them fight it out
oh no it’s dex dogtective from the hit 2012 film foodfight
it’s a chihuahua with a picture of itself on its tag in a detective costume.
I would obviously verbally question this in-universe if I could, but I think the obvious answer is to pursue the matter fully… and then convince the lion cloud to gore it violently 
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You, the dog, and the lion are locked in a standoff for what seems like and eternity. The dark mass is the first to make a move.
It quickly lurches at you, but you are able to dodge the attack. Seeming disturbed by this, the snooping dog turns to run. The lion does nor appear to be pleased by the canine’s attempted escape. It morphs into a form that looks like a cross between an octopus and a bear.
The beast then starts dashing towards the dog, giving you a chance to escape…
quick! Slink away and let the two of them fight it out!
We defend the dog because it did nothing wrong! (So far)
so it’s a snooping dog, huh?
I feel like there’s supposed to be a hint somewhere that I’m too Ghid to understand, with these descriptions and definitions being so specific
regardless, letting the lion kill the innocent canine is really funny and I say we let it happen 
it’s shrimpin’ time 
You decide to not intervene in the matter and let nature take its course. The -if you forgive the pun- underdog puts up a pretty good fight against the beast. The two duke it out for what feels like forever until the swirling cloud seems to gain the upper hand. It latches onto the small dog with one of its tentacles and hurls it towards you.
You quickly dodge the incoming projectile, but you are quite shaken up. When the dog regains its footing, the abnormal tag on its collar catches your eye yet again. You wonder:
“Why is the snooping dog on a tag?”
This seemingly innocuous though keeps nagging at you for a reason you cannot explain
“Why is snoop dog a tag?”
And then it hits you.
Why Is Snoop Dogg A Tag?
Why 1s 2noop Dogg A Tag?
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You then realize that the seemingly harmless animal before you is the thing you were created to destroy. There is no doubt about it, the virus is right in front of you.
smash the dogs head. These things happen on a farm
That was incredibly convoluted and absurd
perfect.
Throw dog back at cloud man to kill it
