Dumb Life Similes

You know how some people say “Life is like a box of chocolates”, and other weird things like that?

Well, in this topic, you can post whatever wacky, nonsensical life similes come into your head!

EXAMPLE: “Life is like a tree: your end could be caused by a chainsaw.”

Of course, keep everything PG and abide by the standard TTV rules.

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Here’s one my brother came up with a few months ago:
“Life’s a rollercoaster, but it’s still unfair

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Life is like my cooking: not that good and with not much variety

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Similes aren’t like metaphors,
Similes are metaphors

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Life is like a rollercoaster: eventually, you’ll probably throw up.

They can’t all be nat20’s

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Life is like death. It hurts sometimes.

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Life is like a game of basketball, sometimes you win sometimes you lose, and sometimes you get hit in the face with a basketball

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Life is like an abstract painting: trying to understand what the hell it’s the meaning of it makes my head hurt

Life is like life: life

Life is like a cat: unpredictable but almost certainly evil in some way

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life is like a taco bell bag
you get a lot of condiments

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Life is like a game of Magic: first you are shuffled and randomized before you begin life, then every once in awhile things get shuffled around again

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Life is like Daredevil (2003) starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner

it just is, okay?

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Life is like a D&D campaign. It usually fizzles out into nothingness and then dies.

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Life is like a plane crash: it ends in death.

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Life is like the Sovereign rp
Sometimes you go unconscious and when you wake up nothing happened

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Life is not like Bionicle: it can’t end twice.

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Life is like Bionicle: The metaphors all actually happen

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Life is not like love: at least it’s canon.

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Life is like G1: a great experience that ends abruptly.
Life is like Hero Factory: it doesn’t really go anywhere.
Life is like G2: short and stupid.
Life is like Brickonicle: better without K*hi.
Life is like Voloctoreb: it’s all a lie.
Life is like Sokoda’s ideas set: one disappointment after another.
Life is like ninjago: expensive.

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Life’s a happy song: when there’s somebody by my side to sing along

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