You know how some people say “Life is like a box of chocolates”, and other weird things like that?
Well, in this topic, you can post whatever wacky, nonsensical life similes come into your head!
EXAMPLE: “Life is like a tree: your end could be caused by a chainsaw.”
Of course, keep everything PG and abide by the standard TTV rules.
Here’s one my brother came up with a few months ago:
“Life’s a rollercoaster, but it’s still unfair”
Life is like my cooking: not that good and with not much variety
Similes aren’t like metaphors,
Similes are metaphors
Life is like a rollercoaster: eventually, you’ll probably throw up.
They can’t all be nat20’s
Life is like death. It hurts sometimes.
Life is like a game of basketball, sometimes you win sometimes you lose, and sometimes you get hit in the face with a basketball
Life is like an abstract painting: trying to understand what the hell it’s the meaning of it makes my head hurt
Life is like life: life
Life is like a cat: unpredictable but almost certainly evil in some way
life is like a taco bell bag
you get a lot of condiments
Life is like a game of Magic: first you are shuffled and randomized before you begin life, then every once in awhile things get shuffled around again
Life is like Daredevil (2003) starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner
it just is, okay?
Life is like a D&D campaign. It usually fizzles out into nothingness and then dies.
Life is like a plane crash: it ends in death.
Life is like the Sovereign rp
Sometimes you go unconscious and when you wake up nothing happened
Life is not like Bionicle: it can’t end twice.
Life is like Bionicle: The metaphors all actually happen
Life is not like love: at least it’s canon.
Life is like G1: a great experience that ends abruptly.
Life is like Hero Factory: it doesn’t really go anywhere.
Life is like G2: short and stupid.
Life is like Brickonicle: better without K*hi.
Life is like Voloctoreb: it’s all a lie.
Life is like Sokoda’s ideas set: one disappointment after another.
Life is like ninjago: expensive.
Life’s a happy song: when there’s somebody by my side to sing along
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