Dumb Life Similes

Life is like a dumb truck, it keeps dumping its garbage on you

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Life is like 2005, it was a good idea that was executed terribly.

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Life is like discussing if MU inhabitants have fingers: exhausting and certainly doesn’t lead anywhere.

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Life is like me: usually really annoying.

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Life is like the black friday gladiatorial scrambles: sounds horrible, but is actually a jolly good wheeze.

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life is like ghid

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Life is like Minecraft, a fight for survival but it’s all worth it in the end.

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Life is like a

Because when you

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life is like the Book of Dreams

you don’t really know what’s happening or why what’s happening is happening, but you have a lot of theories

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that’s good

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Life is like me: seemingly good yet dissppointing once you look more into it

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Life is like stepping on Lego, many say it’s a great pain even if it truly isn’t.

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life is like cordax in the book of ramblings

way too useful to go without yet definitely annoying but we love him for it anyway

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love=hearts hearts=faves

life is like here is your fave, it’s dumb and overused, but still funny somehow

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here is your fave

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Life is like Joker: we live in a society

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Life is like Batman: Cool and edgy on the outside but horribly depressed on the inside, or (depending on the period) literally kills people and only cares enough to make crude jokes about it

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Life is like nostalgia, destined to leave you disappointed and incapable of truly enjoying anything new.

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Life is like the Games n such category: a lot of variety, but not much worth looking at.

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Life is like Willess12: sometimes it can be very very based.

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