Similes aren’t like metaphors,
Similes are metaphors
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Life is like a rollercoaster: eventually, you’ll probably throw up.
They can’t all be nat20’s
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Life is like death. It hurts sometimes.
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Life is like a game of basketball, sometimes you win sometimes you lose, and sometimes you get hit in the face with a basketball
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Life is like an abstract painting: trying to understand what the hell it’s the meaning of it makes my head hurt
Life is like life: life
Life is like a cat: unpredictable but almost certainly evil in some way
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life is like a taco bell bag
you get a lot of condiments
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Life is like a game of Magic: first you are shuffled and randomized before you begin life, then every once in awhile things get shuffled around again
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Life is like Daredevil (2003) starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner
it just is, okay?
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Life is like a D&D campaign. It usually fizzles out into nothingness and then dies.
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Life is like a plane crash: it ends in death.
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Life is like the Sovereign rp
Sometimes you go unconscious and when you wake up nothing happened
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Life is not like Bionicle: it can’t end twice.
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Life is like Bionicle: The metaphors all actually happen
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Life is not like love: at least it’s canon.
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Life is like G1: a great experience that ends abruptly.
Life is like Hero Factory: it doesn’t really go anywhere.
Life is like G2: short and stupid.
Life is like Brickonicle: better without K*hi.
Life is like Voloctoreb: it’s all a lie.
Life is like Sokoda’s ideas set: one disappointment after another.
Life is like ninjago: expensive.
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Life’s a happy song: when there’s somebody by my side to sing along
MUPPET REFERENCE
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Life is like the Sovereign RP run by Winger where we explore a mega dungeon: full of aspirations, but ultimately disappointing.
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Life is like The loop: we all die someday.
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Life is like The Loop: Sometimes, it ends before it can even start.
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