Life is like the star wars sequels: ■■■■
and before you think i used crude language i shall say that i am a person of higher standing. I don’t use such rude vocabolary. I used the ■ character on my mobile device
Life is just like Jazza: unpredictable
Life is like those spanish tv dramas: it goes on and on and on until you wish for its end
Life is like me: quite lackluster in qualities
Life is like lime: it uses an “l” an “i” and a “e”
Life is like Life: it’s basic, but classic, and still just as sweet.
…I’m referring to the cereal.
Life is like @GX_05 : i hate both of them
Life is like math: i don’t understand it
Life is like a golden plated toilet paper roll: it exists
Life is like a game
A game where you don’t know how to play and every move you make feels like the wrong one and it just keeps getting harder and harder as the level progresses–
er, I mean,
Life is like a game: it’s fun.
Life is like being the only one who cares about Bionicle: frustrating.
Life is like the Bionicle movies: you don’t have enough of them.
life is like prison
big jim will never leave 
Life is like Premium Account status: you don’t care about it after a while, then when it’s gone you realize you wasted all your resources and are going to die unless you spend real money again…
Life
is Roblox
Life is like this post.
You can like this post.
You can like life.
Life is like monopoly (the game) but if you make the wrong move instead of waiting until the next game you get stuck in debt your whole life 
Life is like ligaments: both start with an “L”.
Life is like Toa Mata Nui: Out of 366 pieces there is one great piece.