The Eljay is Power...
Once they were our equals
Today TTV controls the Eljays
To Review, Host, and Debate
At nearly 200 blue pins per hour
Now the Eljays are once again ready to be relased
And the powerful Eljay of Legend will choose a young mook to save the channel
An Eljay Booster.
Release the Eljay!
The gold Eljay is the only thing that can stop me!
I want that Eljay!
Control that Eljay, you control the Channel!`
Release The Eljay!