Rules are simple. It’s like the “Battle with the user above you!” topic, but you rap instead of fight!
I’ll start.
Yo, I step into the ring, ready to throw down,
With rhymes so sharp, I’ll leave you in the background.
I’m the king of this game, you’re just a pawn,
I’ll tear you apart from dusk 'til dawn.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Hi, my name is,
what?
My name is,
who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
I wish I was taller i wish i was a baller
Your mom
Game’s over, you won
it’s about drive its about power we put in work we put in hours we stay hungry we devour we take what’s ours
‘Cause we need hours to build towers full of boilers (but no spoilers) for a plan made by a man who had to go since he’s been banned for selling cars to blokes in bars while buying Mars in a giant jar…
reese’s puffs reese’s puffs
eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up
Hello gang i’m number one
playing on my ps1
i like eggs i eat em uh
controller shaped like a “W”
Pull my hair? i odn’t care
grab my hair? i’ll care a lot.
Wait what’s this? A car in mist? Driving through a human fist? Or is this my insane delusions going on into confusion staring at a tv screen searching for a football team that looks to be both yellow and green driving a bizarre machine that rolls into a deep blue sea what can it be a… golf tee?
I was walking down the street, got really ticked off
someone had eaten my beef stroganoff
ain’t usually rude, but I said “photoheterotroph”
I am on a wall
very tall
on the side of someone’s room I’m hanging high
I might die
wait I’m already dead
I’m next to this plush
bootleg stuff
we are enemies and
I am simply bones
all alone
3
2
one
two
oatmeal
kirby is a pink guy
one
two
oatmeal
because kirby’s very cuuute
You ain’t here
You’re a fall
You’re a pain
You’re a wail
You needn’t exist
You have no purpose
You’re nothing, no one
Utterly useless