Epic Rap Battles Of The Boards!

Community Games 'n' Such
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Rules are simple. It’s like the “Battle with the user above you!” topic, but you rap instead of fight!

I’ll start.

Yo, I step into the ring, ready to throw down,
With rhymes so sharp, I’ll leave you in the background.
I’m the king of this game, you’re just a pawn,
I’ll tear you apart from dusk 'til dawn.

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I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

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Hi, my name is,
what?
My name is,
who?
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

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I wish I was taller i wish i was a baller

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Your mom

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Game’s over, you won

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it’s about drive its about power we put in work we put in hours we stay hungry we devour we take what’s ours

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‘Cause we need hours to build towers full of boilers (but no spoilers) for a plan made by a man who had to go since he’s been banned for selling cars to blokes in bars while buying Mars in a giant jar…

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reese’s puffs reese’s puffs
eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up eat 'em up

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Hello gang i’m number one
playing on my ps1
i like eggs i eat em uh
controller shaped like a “W”
Pull my hair? i odn’t care
grab my hair? i’ll care a lot.

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Wait what’s this? A car in mist? Driving through a human fist? Or is this my insane delusions going on into confusion staring at a tv screen searching for a football team that looks to be both yellow and green driving a bizarre machine that rolls into a deep blue sea what can it be a… golf tee?

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I was walking down the street, got really ticked off

someone had eaten my beef stroganoff

ain’t usually rude, but I said “photoheterotroph”

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yo yo, im rapping
yo yo, im rapping

bioman on the loose
nothin you can do
the rap on the move
originality comin through
idea, text, and the music too
all from me, entirely new

yo yo, im rapping

a rap battle you would lose
nothin you can do
you could try, but why? you know you’re gonna lose

yo yo, im rapping

spitting bars on the street
its time, tick tocka
i like hiding in your school locker
in your home too, and your friends room
the originality of my rap will be your doom

yo yo, im rapping

im sorry

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I am on a wall
very tall

on the side of someone’s room I’m hanging high
I might die
wait I’m already dead

I’m next to this plush
bootleg stuff

we are enemies and
I am simply bones
all alone

3

2

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one
two
oatmeal
kirby is a pink guy
one
two
oatmeal
because kirby’s very cuuute

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