Eat some if it meant that
Jacksfilms’s forehead would shrink, due to
It being a bad joke that everyone is sick of because…
Of Alpha Centauri exploding, releasing light across the galaxy, causing…
Sheev Palpatine’s rise to U N L I M A T E D P O W A H, which
Made Mary have a little goat, which fainted on her dress, causing…
It to rip in twelve places, so she went to the tailor who…
Was planning to usurp Palpantine by
Getting him to eat 8 pounds of cheese, this would work because…
Palpantine is lactose intolerant, and
If he ate milk he would feel bad, causing him to retire to his chambers, and darth vader checking up on him to…
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Finally kill him and become the Sith master, which
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Would allow him to control the ice cream galaxy, because of it’s strategical position that allowed him to…
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Feast upon free ice cream for the rest of his life, and
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Then go to his secret cave in the woods where he meets Logan Paul and…
tries to strangle him to death until
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He died, of course, bringing about…
The collapse of YT as we know it, while allowing
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Vimeo to take it’s place as the world’s most popular video-sharing site, which…
Led to the revival of Vessel(through necromancy, of course) to give it competition, as to…