Hey Guys! I did a quick search on the message boards and couldn't find a topic like this one, so I felt free to make it!
So, It's a safe bet that some of us here like to do either campaigns of D&D or online game stuff with our buddies. During these sessions, funny things can be said and moment had that we will never forget. And sometimes they can be even funnier out of context. Here is a place where we can post a few choice lines that we or our friends have said, and you can decide for yourself whether or not to provide context. Allow me to provide a few from my exploits with my friends:
"THE HOUSE HAS DAMAGE REDUCTION!!!"-"I wonder if it's alive?"
"Hey, these guys are murdering y- Oh no, wait you're invincible."
"I'm not going to tell you the name of this spell until after I cast it on you."
"Wait, you can attack, THEN MOVE?!?!?!?!?!?"
"He, um, really likes siege equipment."
And here's a back and forth between the Fighter and the Druid:
"They fired on us with catapults when we did not have a wall to protect us! That is the worst warcrime that can be committed!"
Druid raises hand "I put water in all of their treasure chests."
"That is the second worst warcrime that can be committed!"
And now here's an actual story behind the Fighter character that my friend was playing. He was named Mtathis, and was supposed to be the party's guardian, but never put any skill points into perception and thus, never noticed when we were in danger. One time, we were storming the lair of an evil cult, and the DM was lamenting how we just charged in and was expecting one of us to die. Mtathis's Player (ever the optimist) said "That's not true, we might all escape with one point of health!" There were four of us, split up into two groups. Myself (Bard) and the Rogue could easily slip out the front entrance, but the Fighter and the Mech-using Kobold were in the thick of the danger with nothing but a magic McGuffin Teleportation Whistle to get them out of danger, but they had to get another McGuffin before any of us could leave.
They grabbed the second McGuffin, and warped out.
The Kobold was at quarter health.
The Rogue and me were at about a third health
Mtathis had 1 point of health remaining.
From that point on, we all wished each other "The Luck of Mtathis!" a character who could never sense danger, but could also get out of a fight with one health point left.
Now it's time for you to share your funny quotes and stories!