Make love canon. Greg says “NOOOO!”
Then he goes to the LEGO headquarters and ________
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Nearly blows it up.
Next thing world knows, __________.
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Greg appears to have destroyed LEGO…
…But then, _______ appears!
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Christian Faber appears!
He decides the best course of action is to ________
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Throw greg into the pit.
But than a giant ______.
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Octopus with the face of Elvis eats the pit and spits out Pit water! what did I just write
The Pit water _____________.
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Floods Denmark, turning everyone into aquatic mutants.
Christian Faber tries to ______
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Get greg to decanonize the squid.
Unfortunately,_______.
Greg has mutated into Tren Krom.
Greg proceeds to ________.
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Eat Christian Faber’s toeless socks while sipping Pepsi.
Faber cries out in anguish, exclaiming, “__________”
“MY CABBAGES!”
But a moment later, he remembers he moved his cabbages from the socks to ______
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The pantry, where they belonged.
However, in moving the cabbages, he forgot to ___________.
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Also move the broccoli!
Greg eats the broccoli-filled socks and says, ___________
Something that Faber can’t quite hear. Faber asks Greg what he said, but Greg replies, “Can’t answer it.”
What Greg actually said was, “__________.”
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“I’ll make love canon again.”
Upon knowing this revelation, the Universe_____
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Retroactively makes love non-canon within itself in order to balance things out. This causes all of humanity to vanish from existence, except for Tren Krom Greg and the mutated population of Demark, whose mutations made them immune to causality paradoxes.
Greg ____________.
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does an Irish jig.
Meanwhile, ___________
The people of Denmark try to figure out what to do about the vanished universe.
They decide to summon ______
xXxF0R_T3H_L0V3_0F_N0$C0P3$xXx (@fortheloveofcats), riding a ____
A giant, sentient bottle of Dewitos.
Suddenly, the bottle unleashes its true form: a _______ , capable of defeating Greg.
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