I wish @Chromeharpoon made a wish
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Granted, but I make a stupid one.
I wish I knew how to play this game.
Granted, but everything you say makes more and more people angry as you end up forgetting again.
I wish I made sense.
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Granted, but you need to eat 40 pounds of Brussels sprouts a week for it to work.
I wish my iPad had an unlimited warranty.
Granted, but you only get the defects and they never last longer than a day before they break, and even that’s rare.
I wish I was happy.
(Or at least lived nearer to some bio fans…)
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Granted, but the bio fans closest to you move even further away.
I wish I had more G1 parts.
Its hilarious seeing as how I only live near Frost and he’s not as big of a fan as me.
Granted, but they’re only from the first generation (and I mean the first).
I wish I had more G2 parts.
I have too many G1
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Granted, but most of the G2 parts are boring CCBS pieces.
I wish I was a better mocer.
Granted, but you can only make mocs out of Duplo pieces.
I wish I was 6’2
Granted, but door ways are now forever shrunk to fit people who are 5’4, and you either keep hitting your head or having to crouch to go anywhere.
I wish I had all of the Scott Pilgrim comics.
Granted. Half of them are damaged beyond readability, though.
I wish I was comfortable with how I look.
Granted. It is done by making you blind and erasing all memories of how you look.
I wish for a puppy.
Granted. You get your puppy but then a two year time skip happens and it is now an adult dog.
I wish my joy cons would stop drifting.
Granted. Due to the lack of the ability to drift, your Mario Kart skills sharply decline.
I wish for a new house.
Granted. But, that house is one room, and you have to share with all siblings, parents, live-in family members, etc.
I wish Team BRNZ would get some characterization.
Granted, but they all die immediately afterwords.
I wish I could use the instant transmission technique in real life.
Granted but you can’t choose where you go.
I wish harambe was still alive.
Granted, but the zoo closes.
I wish Darth Nihilus was easier to promote in Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes…
Granted, but he has been significantly nerfed
I kinda wish EA would do more projects like the C&C remasters, they need the goodwill.
Granted, but they bring back micro transactions.
I wish Mocoages would stop going down.