GAME: Crushing Hopes and Dreams

Granted, but now you can’t tell if irl mocs can be built in stud.io or not

I wish for a cooking pot

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That actually wouldn’t be too bad

Granted, but it breaks apart 3 seconds later.

I wish for a good sandwich.

Granted, but it’s made with real sand, which is coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere/

I wish that my relatives didn’t think Hollow Knight was such an evil game

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Granted, but now they’ve formed a cult around it and are sacrificing small goats to hornet while chanting shaw over and over

I wish the sky wasn’t blue

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Granted, but now it’s reflective and used by weebs as a screen to show animes on with a projector

I wish i was more creative.

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Granted, but you become too lazy to harness your creativity.

I wish for all of the lewa swords in the world.

Granted, but that’s a really weird wish and your wishing licence may be revoked now

I wish people didn’t make mocs using nuva shoulders as…ahem. you know.

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Granted, now they use Tridax pods.

I wish I had something to eat for lunch.

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Granted, but you have no comprehension of what this “something” is.

I wish for 23 copies of Dingo picture’s Alladin on DVDin mint condition, delivered in a box made of cardboard.

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Granted, but then your DVD player breaks.

I wish for a good ol’ sandwich.

Granted, but it’s very good ol’. like 50 years good ol’.

I wish for a simple gold bar.

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Granted, but it’s actually a pearl gold lego bar.

I wish for a good ol’ sandwich that is not 50 years old.

Granted, but it’s 49 years old

I wish my project wasn’t due so soon

(Is this an uncrushable dream? :thinking: )

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Oh oh, it won’t be due soon, don’t worry. It was due yesterday

I wish for a pink unicorn of the non-baby eating kind

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Granted, but it eats you instead.

I wish for a good new sandwich.

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Granted, but it is a hotdog.

I want it to be socially acceptable to call a hotdog a sandwich.

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Granted, but everyone ejected the taco as a sandwich.

I wished for a pizza

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it’s not like that would be bad.

Granted, but then it explodes.

I wish for a big chocolate chip cookie.

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granted, but it’s a legal citizen of the united states of america and consuming it in any capacity would be considered assault with a deadly weapon (teeth) or varying degrees of murder.

I wish Faber would be remotely direct.

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Granted, but all he wants to talk about is NFTs

I wish that the Nintendo Direct tomorrow won’t be a waste of time.

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