So,basically you use the words FOOLISH MORTAL
in the beginning of a sentence. You decide the rest. 'Nuff said.
FOOLISH MORTAL, You thought this game was a good idea, but you were sorely mistaken!
Disclaimer: I do not actually think this game was a bad idea, I just thought it would be a funny first post
Foolish mortal! You asked for two ice cubes but I only put in one!
FOOLISH MORTAL. YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS SPARTA BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ATHENSJust thought you’d like some history stuff @Chronicler
FOOLISH MORTAL! GIVE ME A SANDWICH NOW!!
FOOLISH MORTAL! You thought that was @Rukah but it was actually his evil twin, Negative Rukah!
FOOLISH MORTAL! You confused Negative Rukah with Hakur!
YOU FOOLISH MORTALS! IT WASN"T ANY OF THOSE! IT WAS I,DIO!
FOOLISH MORTAL! You are just confusing yourself!
MORTAL FOOL! I cheated!
FOOLISH MORTAL! You are a big fat bozo for cheating!
FOOLISH MORTAL! Cheating is not allowed!
FOOLISH MORTAL! Doth thou know who else hath cheated? MINE MOTH-
FOOLISH MORTAL! You believed emptying the Delphian treasury would give Athens a strategic victory in Syracuse over the Spartans, but it only led to further bankruptcy and destruction in the Peloponnesian War!
FOOLISH MORTAL! The Staff of Power is not for you!!!
FOOLISH MORTAL! You assume the Staff of Power is for anyone!
FOOLISH MORTAL! Tricks are for kids.
FOOLISH MORTAL! You just thought that @Ghid was done here!
FOOLISH MORTAL! My sandwich hasn’t been delivered!
FOOLISH MORTAL! Now you’re trapped in the cider press until @Ghid lets you out!!!