Foolish mortal, lame is an idiotic insult. Use more insulting language such as **********************************************************************************************************
(Actually, don’t).
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FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS.
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FOOLISH MORTAL, IN THE EVENT THAT MY FRIEND MOLDED HIS HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS AND ASKED ME WHAT THE SHAPE WAS MEANT TO REPRESENT, I WOULD REPLY “STUPID” TO WHICH HE WOULD REPLY, “NO, I’M TEXAS,” TO WHICH I WOULD REPLY, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?" THEN WE WOULD BOTH LAUGH.
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Foolish mortal, you missed the point here: Ohio is the only state that exists. We are all Ohio. Ohio is us. Ohio is the universe. The universe is Ohio. Ohio is everything that lives, breathes, eats, and walks.
There is no escape.
You are the Ohio.
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FOOLISH MORTAL, OHIO IS LAME!
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FOOLISH MORTAL, WHILE YOU’RE DYING, I’LL BE STILL ALIVE
AND WHEN YOU’RE DEAD I WILL BE STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
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Foolish mortal, you are foolish!!!
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FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU’VE STEPPED INTO THE LAIR OF THE VOODOO DADDY…I haven’t had company in centuries…
It’s an obscure Playmobil reference if anyone is left befuddled 
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foolish mortal i am getting a restraining order
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Foolish mortal, I’ve already restrained you
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foolish mortal, this is extremely uncomfortable help
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foolish mortal, [insert punchline here]
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foolish mortal, I’ve stolen your Akaku, hid it somewhere, and am about to tape you to the wall to publish a face reveal to the world against your consent
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foolish mortal ive already revealed my face incognito i am actually famous celebrity
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famous celebrity? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within this topic?
…Foolish Mortal, I have sent the Stans after you already…you’ll be lucky if your few remaining scalp hairs are not plucked as mementos.
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foolish mortal I am canonically bald
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Foolish mortal, don’t think we don’t know about your secret chest scalp 
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FOOLISH MORTAL, you cannot withstand the power that is nachos.
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FOOLISH MORTAL, NOW I AM HERE!
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